Hit me with your best shot

It’s not a party until the wiener comes out

Drink drink drunk

Big Nick energy

Black cat knocking over Christmas tree

Trust me, you can dance tequila

Toss like a boss

Member of the Old balls club

Save water drink tequila

It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do

Wieners never quit

So good with my rod, I make fish come

I like it when she bends over, but I love it when she tugs on my worm and swallows

Girls just wanna have fun

If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on

Do I look like I give a duck?

I’m not saying I hate you, but I’d unplug your life-support to charge my phone

Just a girl who loves pickles

Blow Me !!

I am a grown man. I do what my wife wants.

Raised on 90s country

Skull and sunflower shot glass decal

Everything sucks